I like to think I'm a man of the world. I've been around a bit. But I'm still baffled as to what exactly "tractor style" is. Can anyone fill me in? (Insert your own joke here)
Or, better still, point me to a pic?
Futuromania - out today!
5 days ago
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Answer here (urbandictionary.com)
Warning: this will leave you with an image that you a) will wish you never had and b) will find excruciatingly difficult to get rid of. Trust me.
Now I'm seriously confused. Didn't that wretched producer boyfriend say that if she was pregnant (as was initially suspected), he wasn't surprised ,as they were doing it "tractor-style" (i.e. the position would make conception more likely)? I suspect he might have failed Biology 101.
In any case, thanks for the tip.
Nice. Classy. Sounds uncomfortable and lacking in intimacy, and anal sex is the most overrated act in the sexual pantheon. Go Britney! We're right behind you girl!
Anyway, although I do like tractors, and have a red T-shirt bearing the proud non-sexual logo "Massey-Ferguson 135", I would be more of a vintage garden hand-tool man myself.
'Short-handled daisy grubber style' anybody? 'Double-edged Yorkshire Billhook style'? Mm-MM! I like me summa that shit!
shouts to stage left... Jude! C'mere and git rotavated!
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