Congratulations to the BBC for perpetrating a great April Fool joke today. I awoke this morning to be told that a shonky 20-year old single by PJ and Duncan was a new entry at Number One in the charts. Hilarious, right up there with the Spaghetti Trees of Switzerland and the Isle of San Seriffe. Bwah, hah, hah! Hang on a second..... What did you just say? It's not a joke?