Conway Twatty

I was perusing Grazia the other day, as is my wont, when I came across a lovely photo of that incorrigible gadabout Henry Conway, son of "disgraced" Tory MP Derek Conway and a man for whom the adjective "flamboyant" may have been coined. Henry describes himself as a "party promoter". God help us if war ever breaks out.

"Would you still love me if I looked like Henry Conway?" I wondered aloud to my wife, who was hovering in the kitchen. "What do you mean 'if'?"she shot back without missing a beat. Touché.

Anyways, it suddenly struck me. Have Henry Conway and Jewish-conspiracy paranoiac Julian Assange ever been seen in the same room? I think we should be told.

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