Is it just me, or does the new (rubbish) Madonna single sound like the new national anthem for a former Soviet state (say, Uzbekistan), as commissioned by a crazed energy oligarch, and remixed by the Black Eyed Peas?
Just me then? O-kaaayyyy.
Did I mention that it's rubbish?
Hear for yourself here. (and see Maddy on top of a Triumph 2000)